this post is sarcastic
but if its being sarcastic about being sarcastic, then isn’t it not being sarcastic?
and if its not being sarcastic, isnt it being sarcastic?
i need to sit down
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
When did deciding what to wear for things become so hard? I never used to care and now it’s like “Oh, it’s a day and a half before this thing, I should decide what I’m wearing.” Maybe it’s a growing up thing…
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying